[CW] FCC TESTING
Donald Chester
[email protected]
Mon, 05 Aug 2002 23:50:47 +0000
>From: "Constantine Thomas" <[email protected]>
>
> > >Don doesn't do humor. He is a French linguist.
> >
> > No, that's not true. I guess I am too thick to get it. What is a #22
> > pencil?
>
>An exaggeration to promote humor.
Bonjour mes amis,
When I was in about the 6th grade I used to use a #6H pencil, a speacial #6
made for drawing. I assume the "H" stands for "hard", as if #6 isn't hard
enough already. I liked it because it stayed sharp all day long, but it
drove the teachers nuts trying to read my work. It also tore to shreads the
cheap newsprint paper workbooks are printed on. Not to mention that it made
an effective weapon. Most people don't even know what the "#2" on a
standard lead pencil refers to. Of course, real lead hasn't been used in
pencils for over 100 years. They all use graphite. More than once, high
school students have asked me if they would get lead poisoning after being
stuck with a pencil.
The FCC examiner must have been a real glutton for punishment. A graphite
pencil harder than #2 might stay sharp longer, but it sure is hard to read.
Maybe he liked it that way so he could easily find an excuse to fail the
applicants.
73, Don K4KYV
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