[CVCC] Happy New Year

[john youell]

HNY Tom,

I accept your best wishes!

Your e-mail has again shown the virtues and values we enjoyed when you were
the past editor of the CVCC newsletter!

That opportunity is again available, as Kat and I are in the middle of
house-building and I could use some relief!

Hope all is well w u es urs*,

John

*Bob Ladd - w u es urs = with you and yours

----- Original Message -----
From: <togburn at wwbt.com>
To: <wa4pgm at nelsoncable.com>; <cvcc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Sunday, January 01, 2006 10:18 AM
Subject: RE: [CVCC] Happy New Year


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religious or secular traditions at all.

Plus - my wishes (as otherwise restricted herein) for a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
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