[Boatanchors] (OT Radio Humor) Smile, you need it. . .

[Phil]

I've posted this here before, but that was a long time ago. . .

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AMANDX PRESENTS


RADIO SAYINGS


Amateur Radio: The first technology-based social network

Be Cool... DX Naked

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on 
radio

Beverages, More Than A Drink

Broadcasting with TEN MILLION microwatts of POWER!

Come Fill Your Thirsty Ears

DC To Daylight, DX It All

During the day I dress up like a radio announcer

DX'ers get a better reception

DXing is 97% Propagation 3% Perspiration

Every DX'ers Dream....The Immaculate Reception

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you 
can't hear him talk

Get more fire in the wire. Or get the wire up higher!

If It's Too Loud, You Are Too Old!!

If while testing a tube, you drop it and it breaks, it "was" good!

It's like NPR with more commercials

Left Wing Radio. If this doesn't work, we're trying the wireless 
telegraph next!

Liberal Radio -- Soon to be taxpayer-supported!

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, 
sort of like an amateur radio operator

Lowfers Are Not Lazy DX'ers

Medium Wave DX'ers Have Longer Wires

More static, more of the time

Music for adults who never grow up

QSY to Seventy Centipedes

Radio is better than TV, the pictures are so much clearer.

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless

Radio...Because Some Pictures Need a Thousand Words

Radio...Come Hear the Big Picture

Radio...Furniture that talks

Radio Lib -- You thought you could hide this 'radio' thing from us 
forever, huh?

Real Radios Glow In The Dark

Remember, On A Clear Day You Can Hear Forever

Remember, On Any Night You Can Hear Beyond Forever

Ride the Radio Waves

S W L... Silly Wave Listener

S W L's Do It With Frequency

Television: chewing gum for the eyes

Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done

The following program is close captioned for the thinking impaired

The World at Your Finger Tips

Towers Get Me High

We play what we like and nothing else

Why did I Learn MORSE ????  I only did it coz me da-da did it

You can hear them through the Talk but not the Rock

-- 
73 From "The Beaconeer's Lair"
Specializing in DXing NDBs (Longwave Beacons)
Phil, KO6BB,  http://www.qsl.net/ko6bb/
KO6BB/B beacon, ~20W on 28.290 MHz, Ringo Vertical

HF/LF RADIOS:
HOMEBREW:   7 Tube+Rect 1v3 Regen RX for LF (built 2015)
Icom:       IC-7200 Xceiver, DSP IF & filters (~2015).
Kenwood:    TS-450SAT Xceiver, cascaded 250/125Hz Inrad filters.
10M Beacon: 2 x Realistic HTX-100's on 28.290MHz
SDR:        Softrock Ensemble II LF (built from a kit 2017).

ACC:   HOMEBREW  LF-MF Pre-Amp, 8Hz Audio Filter.
        HOMEBREW  4 Port Antenna Multicoupler, Feeds 4 RX's.
        
ANTENNAS: 88 foot Long Ladder-line fed dipole, 35 feet AGL for MW/SW.
           Active Mini-Whip, 36 Feet AGL for LF/MW/SW.
           37 foot "Low Noise Vertical", 11 feet AGL for LF/MW/SW.
           Cushcraft AR-10 Ringo Vertical, 14 feet AGL for 10M beacon.
Merced, Central California, 37, 18, 37N   120, 30, 6W CM97rh


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