[Boatanchors] Vent

[David Stinson]

If I ever need some "fertilizer" for my garden, I can get
all I can haul away at any ham gathering where a group
is discussing antennas:

New Extra Class #1: 
"There's something wrong with my new beams."

New Extra Class #2:
"Whatsa matter, good buddy?  I'm an antenna expert!"

#1:  "I looked in the manual and 
     it said the beams is supposed to be 50 Ohms."

#2:  "Yeah they all say that."

#1:  "Well I put my meter on it and it
        and it don't show no Ohms at all!"

#2:  "Have you put a new battery in your meter??"