[Boatanchors] Halligan's Hallicrafters Net, Live From The Pond

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Please park the new riding lawnmower, with AC and an automatic Lemonaide
drink dispensor, and join us for the Sunday August 6th Halligan's
Hallicrafters sweat free Net. Well, it is not truly sweat free unless you
sprayed both arm pits with that new anti perspirant being sold by your
favorite military surplus store under the name of Jungle Jack Tick & Scent
Slayer: "Scent Free Folicle Defoliant". This stuff causes armpit hair to
turn totally clear, then there is a sudden brilliant flash and all the hair
is gone! Not even a second degree scorch mark or that make you want to hurl
stench of burned hair! Actually the hair is not truly gone, as it is now
scattered all over your bathroom countertop, floor, tub or whatever your pit
was over when you fired the LED driven flashing 'agent orange' trigger
shaped button. What's a little perspiration between friends anyhow? That is
why spring loaded clothespins were invented dude!

The pre-Net portion will commence at 12:45 PM EST/EDT, 1645 UTC. The Net
proper will begin at 1:15 PM EST/EDT, 1715 UTC.

The frequency will be 14.293 MHZ usb +/- for key clicks, mike splatter and
free lessons on how to blow out any household window, automobile window or
pay toilet lock assembly with one gigantic burp, being taught by my fifteen
year old grandson. BYO - favorite carbonated non-alcoholic and not volitile
beverage. Not responsible for the loss of dentures, flying bicuspids or
braces bent like a pretzel!

Heat up the Halli! If there is nobody home to complain about a Skunk loose
in the house, kick off those comfy sneakers! Then pour yourself a tall cold
glass of Lemonaide and park your butt in your favorite Shack radio chair. I
shall hear you tomorrow. Be there! Be counted!

If you have an instructional guide on how to make 'real' lemonaide, please
be certain to bring it! This stuff in powder form somebody gave me tastes
like it was strained through a six month old dirty high school Gym class
sweat sock, then dehydrated! It also has that fake sugar mixture that leaves
an after taste in your mouth like smoking rubber car tires on asphalt where
somebody hurled their clam chowder and pickled Scallop Long John Slither's
dinner! So please bring one that uses real sugar!


Duane Fischer, W8DBF
NCS: Halligan's Hallicrafters W9WZE

Historic Halligan Radio Project -

http://hhrp.info/cd/