[Boatanchors] Fw: [Johnson] Viking Ranger question - update
BILL WINTER
k3jpb at msn.com
Wed Oct 12 09:50:47 EDT 2005
HOW TO REPAIR ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT
STEP ONE Approach the ailing instrument in a confident manner .This will give the instrument the mistaken idea that you know what you are doing . It will also impress anyone who happens to be watching , and if the instrument should suddenly start working properly , you will be credited with it's repair.
STEP TWO Wave the service manual at the instrument . This will make it assume that you are at least familiar with the source of knowledge .
STEP THREE In a forcible manner , recite Ohm's Law to the instrument (caution--before taking this step , refer to a reliable handbook to be sure of YOUR knowledge of Ohm's Law) .This will prove to the instrument , beyond a shadow of doubt , that you posses some technical knowledge . This is a drastic step and should only be attempted if the first two steps fail .
STEP FOUR Jar the instrument slightly ,this may require anything from a one to two foot drop ,preferably onto a concrete floor . (note :you must be careful with this step because , although jarring is an approved method of repair , you must not mark the floor.)
STEP FIVE Brandish a large screwdriver in a menacing manner . This will frighten the instrument and demonstrate your knowledge of the deadly "short circuit" technique .
STEP SIX Add a vacuum tube---even if the instrument is solid state. This will prove to the instrument that you are familiar with design techniques and confuse the instrument , thereby increasing your advantage . If this doesn't work , then to the most dangerous and drastic step . It is seldom needed and is a final resort if all else fails .
STEP SEVEN THINK !
Bill K3JPB
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