[Boatanchors] I'm Back Humans And I've Got A Clue!

[Duane B. Fischer, W8DBF]

All right you homogeneous Homo Sapiens, make like you are alive and listen up!
Frogzilla is back and if you have any of your typically ignorant simplistic
insults to sling, rather than disgrace the rest of your species, go play suck
face with a roll of duct tape or have a friend stand on your tongue! Croak! I
just hopped back from brilliant sunshine, a balmy bikini climate and a sea food
buffet without end to snow, salty street slop and temperatures only suitable to
study the life cycle of an ice cube in! Where did that slicker than pond scum
airline's travel agent get those phony NOAA satellite images the Weather Channel
kept running anyhow? So help me Kermit's grandmother with ugly brown blotchy
liver spots, AKA Miss Piggy before the reconstructive plastic surgery , I will
never take another three month "Been There Twice And Seen It All Thrice"
Caribbean cruise! Spearing those Flying Fish with harpoons must have affected my
keen as a barber's freshly honed straight razor edge intellect, as now I
remember that Animal Planet had reruns of Lassie and Rin Tin Tin on and the dogs
were reversed! I should have known that the weather map was also a rerun when
they mentioned the thirteen colonies! Now that you know why I am in a mood mean
enough to cram a Cattail in each of your hairy wax filled ears and stuff you so
full of Pussy Willows that when you break wind you Meow, you better pay
attention!	
	
That certain date that the blind wonder will do the one thousandth consecutive
HCI Net is March 27th! Yes I know it is Easter Sunday, and I really love those
black jelly beans that most humans pitch in the sink and plug up their garbage
disposal with, so save them for me! After all, I did give you a heavy duty tip
off as to when to bust your buttocks to check in so you can win the special
commemorative W9WZE certtificate! Meanwhile just play dumb, which for humans is
real easy to do, and don't let on that you know anything. You won't have to fake
that either! Croak! Croak!         	
	
The HCI 20 meter Net will be today, you bipedal beings, Sunday March 13th. The
pre-Net portion commences at 12:45 PM EST, (1745 UTC) and the Net proper at 1:15
PM EST, (1815 UTC). Stop staring at the screen with your stereoscoptic vision
lest you become crosseyed and can't tell a Republican from a Democrat! Croak! If
you can't hack it until the appointed starting times, you know the blind dude
will be on the air sucking up to those electrically energized electrons trying
to con them into taking a leap of faith into the Ionosphere and bashing their
bodies into that about as predictable as a woman with PMS D layer! Croak! Croak!
She may rearrange your dental plan with a right hook and the D layer may drop
kick your signal into the signal sucking sewer known as the flux flush! But he
will be there about 12:22 PM EST, (1722 UTC) if you can't resist the impulse to
hang out with him and pummel the propagation entities into submission.	
	
Be there! Keep him company! And keep your lip zipped about that certain date! I
don't want to have to hop over to your QTH and use your coax feedline as dental
floss, if you get myLily Pad lingo! Just be certain that I get an ample supply
of those delicious Anice jelly beans humans and Frogzilla will put out the word
to those pesky Crustaceans not to Crab you when you go swimming! I'll be
listening later today humans, so watch your words and keep that tongue from
getting tangled up in your eye teeth so you can't see what you are saying!
ConfusedUs say, man with foot in mouth hops funny! Croak!	
	
Frogzilla	
Want a human?: netcontrol at w9wze.org  	
Web Site For Webbed Feet?: http://www.w9wze.org