[Boatanchors] Re: Frogzilla

[Brian Carling]

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>>Yo Homo Sapiens , AKA the only extant species of the genus Homo:  	
	
>>It's me, Frogzilla, the amphibian genetic answer to that bloated white sea
going
order of Squliformes noted for having a large and voracious appetite and
covered
with a cartilaginous skeleton. No, not a Washington, DC politician or
Roseanne
Bar in a swim suit sprawled on an
ocean beach looking like a Great White Whale who made a wrong turn and
quadruple
parked on top of the beach house!  Her skin is not covered with small
tooth like
scales, like the other members of the Shark family, she just has liver
spots and
enough body hair to make a dozen hand woven Persian rugs! The movie called
this
sea going Tuna sucking monster Jaws, rumor has it that the late Orson
Wells was
rejected for the part because the cost of covering him with water
resistant body
paint put the movie over budget! Croak! The man used a sixty inch hula
hoop for
a belt! 	
	
Now tomorrow Sunday June 15th is Father's Day. Normally regarded as a
minor
Hallmark event by the biological progeny this male created and funded for
at
least eighteen years. While some are good and appreciative of his
unselfish
devotion and generosity, too many are wallet sucking leeches who would
not
recognize the words "please" and "thank you" if they bit them on both of
their
bare buttocks simultaneously! Croak! So I am going to offer some special
prizes
to fathers with a Ham radio license who remain conscious after stuffing
themselves with a Hungry Big Man TV dinner, so thoughtfully prepared in
the
microwave by their loving wife who did not have time to cook real food
because
she had to see her therapist and then rush to a local beach to lie naked
in the
solar radiation to get rid of the tan lines left by her G-string underwear
that
were affecting her work performance as a bank teller by inducing
emotional
trauma caused by a childhood remembrance of the Barbie doll that had
perfect
buns. Duh! So why didn't she like just lie naked in the first place and
use the
G-string like a sling shot to kill Crows that were doing cat calls about
her
stretch marks from childbirth?                 	
	
Join me, and the blind wonder dude, at 12:45 PM EDT, (1645 UTC), for the
pre-Net. Then drop some frozen cubes of H2O down your briefs to remain
awake for
the regular Net at 1:15 PM EDT, (1715 UTC). The frequency will be 14.293
Mhz usb
+/- for key clicks, mike splatter and the agonizing screams of males so
incredibly stupid as to actually drop those frozen cubes into their
underwear
and freeze their gonads as solid as steel ball bearings as if they were
walnuts
stored in the chest freezer for freshness! 	
There will be a prize awarded to the Ham who is the oldest father that
checks
in, the father with the most immediate family members who are licensed
Hams, the
youngest father who is a licensed Ham and the father who holds the
oldest
license.        		
	
You must be present to win, so do not check in and then exit! An exception
will
be made if you have a valid reason for the abrupt departure, such as an
attack
of diarrhea or get bored, doze off and knock yourself unconscious when
your
skull impacts the Hallicrafters tx or rx! If you can not be heard by the
NCS, a
relay station may be used for the check in.  	
	
I am grilling by the HCI frog pond tomorrow, so if you are in the area,
stay
away! Croak! Ever try to feed ten thousand hungry Tadpoles strained garlic
Fairy
Shrimp? I have got to have a serious croak session with some of these
third
cousin to a frog Horned Toads who need more comprehension between the
words
'prophylactic' and 'prolific'. Hope to hear you on the air, so be there
dude!
Have a great Father's Day and remember to give old Bill Halligan, SR.,
where
ever the dude is, the high five for creating those Hallicrafters wonders
that
still go glow in the dark.    	
	
Frogzilla