[Boatanchors] Frogzilla To Host Sunday HCI 20 Meter Net
Duane Fischer, W8DBF
[email protected]
Sat, 26 Jan 2002 23:37:43 -0500
Yo Homosapiens with bipedal locomotion and stereoscopic vision. Like that means
you walk on two feet and can see 3D images, even if you are cross-eyed! Croak! I
am doing the HCI NCS tomorrow, Sunday January 27th, because the blind wonder
dude got too close to one of those new postal bar code stamping machines and air
mailed himself to England! Guess that is one way to get a QSL from the BBC, heh?
Show up in the mail chute at tea break time and threaten to crumble their
crumpets if they don't give you a full data QSL and return postage! Croak!
So I will be warming up the old Lily Pad for the pre-Net at 1:00 PM EST, (1800
UTC). It will be boat anchors away at 1:15 PM EST, (1815 UTC), as the
Hallicrafters Collectors International 20 meter Net starts with a BIG splash.
Cousin Kermit, who is now fatter than an over inflated Miss Piggy gas filled
balloon, will dive off the top of the Hustler 6BTV and splash water on the half
dozen Copper ground rods populating the area. Probably end up with a green
frozen frogsicle! The frequency for those of you who can still read numbers,
hard to see those faded ancient markings with trifocals, is 14.293 Mhz usb. This
+/- for key clicks, mike splatter and the sound of the Muppets trying to chip
the ice off Kermit without breaking off any essential body parts!
The blind dude has this thing about drinking Coke during the HCI Net and
belching loud enough to awaken a sleeping Furbe inside its shipping carton in a
closet on the shelf at the other end of the second neighbor to the west's house!
So if you hear what sounds like a bloated Brontosaurus breaking wind, it will be
me playing a digital recording of the blind Mr. Gasser! So show up tomorrow,
check in and let's have some fun with those things that still go glow in the
dark. And I am not speaking of those mutated Wisconsin frogs children are
catching and using as night lights! Croak! There is so much radioactivity in
that state, that you can watch your friend's vegetarian lunch plate going
through his digestive track right through his clothes! Cheaper than a satellite
dish and no commercials! Croak!
Hear ya tomorrow! And remember, help keep American highways free of road kill,
ban humans!
Frogzilla
P.S. See my latest Frogzilla File Adventure at:
http://www.w9wze.org/Frogzilla/FrogzillaFiles.php?PathNom=CurrentLinks/weekly.txt
Or -
http://www.w9wze.org/Frogzilla/FrogzillaFiles.php?PathNom=CurrentLinks/advent.txt