[Boatanchors] Saturday HCI Net To Blast Ionosphere Ions Loose

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

All vintage gear is always welcome -   We accept anything that works!  	
	
Enough of this weird Al Yakaitch propagation madness. Tomorrow we will take
names of uncooperative cloud layers and blast the dust out of them with
concentrated swamp gas suppositories. Frogzilla has mixed up some blend of
methane, methanol, Russian Cognac, Cuban cigar smoke, Jamaican rum, lily pad
sap, an enzyme from pregnant frog urine, hydrogen sulfide gas from rotten eggs
(or human beer puffers) and some kind of sodium chloride derivative swiped from
a fast food chain guaranteed to preserve the meat twenty years with no
refrigeration. If the ionosphere messes with the forty meter propagation on
Saturday August 24th, Frogzilla will fire several rockets loaded with this
noxious anti electromagnetic atmospheric cathartic and provide propagation for
the Net. 	
	
Be there, wear a gas mask just in case the rocket goes off too low, for the
pre-Net at 12:30 PM EDT, (1630 UTC). The Net proper will split the atmosphere
asunder like a sharp saw toothed knife hacking its way through a juicy
watermelon at 1:00 PM EDT, (1700 UTC). The frequency will be 7.280 Mhz lsb +/-
for key clicks, mike splatter and the sound of birds who got a beak full of the
propagation stimulant hurling out their Analid breakfast as they spiral toward
the ground with crossed eyes, wings flapping randomly like bed sheets on a
clothesline in a stiff sporadic breeze and babbling English nursery rhymes. 	
	
Hope that you can join us tomorrow for some fun, facts and propagation like the
world ain't never seen before! If nothing else, the Saturday HCI 40 meter Net
should be a real gas! 	
	
Duane Fischer, W8DBF         	
NCS: Hallicrafters Collectors International   		
netcontrol@w9wze.org