[ARRL-OK] You Know You're a Ham if :

[D C (Mac) Macdonald]

You Know You're a Ham if:

You buy electrical black tape in ten packs.

You've stripped wire with your teeth.

You've told your son that, "One day, all this
     will be yours", and he doesn't respond.

You'd rather help a buddy put up a new tower than
     mow the lawn.

You've grabbed the wrong end of a soldering iron.

You start giving out RST reports when you are on
     the telephone.

The propagation forecast means far more to you
     than the local weather forecast.

The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't
     work and you rush up to the front to fix it.

You tell the XYL, when she notices a new rig in
     the shack, why that has been there for years.

Your watch is set only to UTC.

At night, when you pray, it starts off something like:
     CQ CQ CQ GOD DE (your callsign).

You ever had to patch your roof after an antenna project.

Ham radio magazines comprise more than 50% of your
     bathroom library.

You ever put a GPS tracker in the XYL's car, just so you
     could watch her on APRS.

You and the XYL took a cruise so you could visit the radio room.

You ever tapped out HI in Morse on your car horn to another ham.

You ever had an antenna fall down.

Your teenager refuses to ride in your car because
     it looks like a porcupine.

You know the Latitude and Longitude of your home QTH.

You go into the local Radio Shack store and the clerk asks you
     where something is.