[AReU] Old and Senile

[Tony Stone]

An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved 
back  to their old neighborhood after th ey retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.  

It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk 
they'd shared,  where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an 
armored car,   practically landing at their feet. 

Sally quickly picked it up, but not  sure what to do with 
it, they took it home.   

There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars. !  
   
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in 
the bag  and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood  
looking for the money, and knock on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out 
of an armored car yesterday?" 

Sally said, "No." 

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile.! "

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.  
 
One says: 

"Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home 
from school yesterday . . . " 

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 
"We're outta here.