[ARC5] OT: This Amazon product listing is a real hoot

[Ben Hall]

On 12/11/2015 8:11 AM, Clare Owens wrote:
> Yesterday my son and his wife told me about this Amazon product:

;)

My favorite:

<http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0>

I'll tease some of it...

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

I about died the first time I read it...

thanks much and 73,
ben, kd5byb