[AMRadio] You might be (and probably are) an Amateur Radio operator, if:

[Rob Atkinson]

You might be a real ham if:

You have heard of APRS but don't really know what it is.

You don't have a cell phone because you don't see the need for one.

You don't have much of anything that uses batteries except maybe a flashlight.

You consider these gadgets that require a monthly fee to use, a drain
on your bank account.

Rob
K5UJ