Pete, wa2cwa said: "And, if real hair still on head; real teeth or re-cycled; pets: dogs, cats, squirrels, etc.; aliments real and imagined; member of the ARRL; really alive and kicking or waiting for a tap on the shoulder" You forgot to add a special catagory for 75 meter AM: amount of alcohol consummed and number of belches per QSO. 73, Ken W2DTC