[AMRadio] Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

[Mike Dorworth, K4XM]

>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for
>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
>non-addictive, gender neutral,  celebration of the winter solstice
>holiday, practiced within the most  enjoyable traditions of the religious
>persuasion of your choice, or secular  practices of your choice, with 
>respect for the religious/secular persuasions  and/or traditions of others, 
>or their choice not to practice religious or  secular traditions at all . . 
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>and a fiscally successful,  personally fulfilling, and medically
>uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
>year 2006, but not without due respect  for the calendars of choice of 
>other
>cultures whose contributions to  society have helped make America great,
>(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or 
>is the only "AMERICA" in the western  hemisphere), and without regard to 
>the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,  religious faith, or choice 
>of computer platform of the wishee.
>
>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting  these terms.
>This greeting is subject to  clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
>promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
>her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
>revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.   This wish is warranted
>to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
>for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday 
>greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of 
>this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)