Sung by Dolly Parton to the tune of “Jolene”<div dir="auto">(I wish I could say that AI came up with this, but unfortunately the blame is all mine)</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto"><div><span style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;float:none;display:inline!important;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethriiiiiine,</span><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">I’m begging’ of you please don’t be so mean</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)"><br></div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethriiiiine,</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Please don’t let Mike beat me out again</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)"><br></div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Your beauty is beyond compare</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">with flames and smoke that fill the air,</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">with LEDs that glow in emerald green.</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Your watts send RF on the wing</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Your voice is loud with lots of gain</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">and I need you to work ‘em all, Jethrine.</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)" dir="auto"><br></div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)" dir="auto"><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody"><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethrine, Jethriiiine,</div><div style="font-family:uictfonttextstylebody;font-size:17px;font-style:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(69,69,69)">please don’t blow your MOSFET up again!</div></div><br></div><br></div><br></div>